Archive for June, 2008
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn’t cause an accident with the chicken.The man sped up to 55 miles [...]
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.””I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.”The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the [...]
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.The third, a skunk, [...]
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you’re screwed.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!” The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!” The baby mole [...]
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutenent can’t beleive it. On Friday, [...]
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing. After [...]
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome to try. [...]