Archive for July, 2008
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign still on it.
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll. Watch this!”
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is “gentlemen start your engines”
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, because itsSLOW BICYCLE RACE.
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race. when he reachedthe finishing line, me and my friends went towish him. I told him [...]
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,”THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,” andhow can it works for [...]
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to invent a game.” The second man asks, “What do you have to do?” The first man says, “You have to get a ball in a hole.”The second man asks, “So it’s like billiards?”The first man says, “No, its going to be [...]