A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcertingmannerism. He kept winking.”Look here, I’d like to give you the job, you’ve got good referencesand experience. The trouble is this trick you’ve got of winking all thetime, it might put our customers off.”"No worries.” the candidate replied. “All I’ve got to do to get rid ofit is to take a couple of aspirins.”So saying he began emptying his pockets. The employer was startled tosee dozens of condoms, multi coloured ones, ribbed ones, heavy dutyvarieties and every known brand of standard condom.”Here we are.” said the rep. He swallowed two aspirins and his winkingstopped at once.”Thats all very well but we couldn’t hire a man who was going to bewomanising all over his territory.”"Oh I wouldn’t dream of it, I’m happily married.”"Then how do you account for all of these things?”"Simple, Did you ever go into a chemist winking all the time and ask fora packet of aspirins?”