A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.”"Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.”"Ahhh!” exclaimed the doc. “What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?”"Female, of course,” said the bloke. “What do you think I am, a faggot!”