Girlfriends everywhere are feeling neglected because their boyfriends are spending so much time playing with the Wii. This girl was tired of being ignored so she came up with a way for her and her boyfriend to enjoy the Wii at the same time. Wii Sex Toy - Watch more free

Kid gets slammed in the head by a playground spring thing. How to make yourself Retarded - Watch more free videos

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry,

A cute blonde has discovered an interesting trick that she performs on an escalator. I wonder what else she can spin on... Cute Blonde Escalator Spin Trick - Watch more free videos

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic? A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "I

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!