Posts Tagged ‘concert’
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car [...]
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them. One of the men turned to the other and said, “I’d give 50 bucks to spend the night with [...]
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. [...]
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can’t come up with anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells her he has worked out his act. Come [...]
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcertingmannerism. He kept winking.”Look here, I’d like to give you the job, you’ve got good referencesand experience. The trouble is this trick you’ve got of winking all thetime, it might put our customers off.””No [...]
death cab for cutie - cath…
6/21 greek theatre berkeley, ca
Author: grneggsncam
Keywords: death cab for cutie concert music indie
Added: June 22, 2008
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Concert
Author: AlastairC
Keywords: army music
Added: June 22, 2008
“Crazy Kind of Crush on You” ch. 22
Joe: Oh my gosh…..
Kevin: what Joe?
Joe: He forgot to take his diabetes shot this morning…. (btw…in this story he doesnt have the Omnipod)
Kevin: Oh my gosh he didnt! *talking to the responder* He has type 1 diabetes and he forgot to take his shot this morning…
911 responder: Oh ok we will take him to the [...]
Shaylen Carroll Singing ‘My Love is Crazy’
Shaylen Carroll Singing ‘My Love is Crazy’ @ Septien Entertainment Masters Concert
Author: jcarroll172
Keywords: Septien Erik Neff Linda Jessica Simpson Beyonce Jay Diddy Jennifer Lopez
Added: June 12, 2008