Posts Tagged ‘cool’
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas “Bonkistry.” He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it pasthim to come up with something like this. Anyway, one year there werethese [...]
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 [...]
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring a latex glove factory in Mexico, and saw how they make the gloves. One person would stick his hand in the melted latex, walk over to a vat [...]
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not find the balls of the patient. [...]
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica, I just don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?””Oh, my God!” her friend exclaimed. “He’ll wine you, dine you, [...]
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver islooking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex onsomeone’s front lawn.”Look”, he shouts “What are the those dogs doing? are they fighting?”The passenger, being a man of [...]
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about ‘the bases’ with your friends?”Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!”Well that was cool and all, but what the hell [...]
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to thefront door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in.Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?,” hesays. “That’s cool” says Bobby.Carrie’s father asks Bobby what they’re [...]
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?Indian: Dog no talk.Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going?Dog: Doin alright.Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How’s he treat you?Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, [...]
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian naive [there's a message here, I think!] smug gums star rats step pets step on no pets