Posts Tagged ‘joke’
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia——————————————————————————–BritainBOAC = Better on a camel ——————————————————————————–BelgiumSABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again——————————————————————————–PakistanPIA = Please, Inform Allah——————————————————————————–YugoslaviaJAT = Joke About Time——————————————————————————–Pacific Western AirlinesPWA = Pray While AloftPWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines——————————————————————————–Trans World [...]
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?”Our jump [...]
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the [...]
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.”Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems [...]
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long. You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill. Your other car is a BMW. When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer. When your [...]
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can sell? ——————————————————————————–Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories. ——————————————————————————–There’s an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies [...]
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?A: Shoot the lawyer [...]
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it.Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds [...]
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over [...]