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Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion. At one point, Hefner turned to his friend, and said, “Did you ever hear this joke? A woman receives flowers from her boyfriend. She turns to her friend, and says, `Oh, great. Now I’ll have to [...]
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.””Oh no you’re not,” said the girl.”Then I’ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.””Oh no you’re not.””Then I’ll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks.””Oh no you’re not.””Then I’m going [...]
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. “What would you like to do next?” he asked. “I wanna be weighed,” shesaid. So the young man took her over to the weight guessed. “One-twelve,” said the [...]
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. “She uses too many four-letter words for me,” was the reply. “Really?” “Yes,” answered the playboy. “Allevening long she was saying “don’t” and “stop” and “quit that.”
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. Theride completed, she seemed rather bored. “What would you like to do next?” he asked. “I wanna be weighed,” she said. So the young mantook her over to [...]
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead… Try breathing through your nose. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Sweetheart, did you lock the back [...]
You Give Me You - Original Song
Me singing off the top of my head. Its 2am and I should be in bed but I want to sing.
Author: playboyadonis
Keywords: Original song You Give Me Music Video
Added: June 22, 2008
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