Posts Tagged ‘playground’
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”She then [...]
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?A: To take over the other [...]
A Blonde…
A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” [...]
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, [...]
How to make yourself Retarded
Kid gets slammed in the head by a playground spring thing.
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Oh Shit FIRE
having fun
Author: TheKiwi91
Keywords: fire oh shit playground funny
Added: February 9, 2008
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Eminem - I’m Shady - WITH LYRICS!
Get the ringtone:
http://www.ringtonegal.com/Eminem/Im-Shady/
Lyrics:
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (Huh?)
Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed f**k the world
(Slim Shady) so come and kill me while [...]