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Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s wrongwith me. My dick is orange.”The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. Hehas no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently paintedanything orange.The old [...]
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because “alarm didn’t work”. 6. Pass gas. 7. Log on to computer to check porn site before leaving for work. Pass gas while “enjoying” favorite site. 6. Drive to work. Pass gas at [...]
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You’re in them
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including “.luna” and “.moon,” for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn’t kidding:And one of our “Ten laws the Net needs” involves a special “.xxx” domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some [...]
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The “magic fingers vibration” is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic. 4.There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow 5.The pictures are not placed [...]
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!””What did you do?” the other nuns asked.”Well, of course I threw them in the trash,” she replied.The second nun said, “Well, [...]
All of the great things I have learned from Porn
All of the great life lessons that porn has taught us over the years.
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DESCORCHEN (noche sin chicas(el regreso(2X(9+6))))=30
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en una noche en q Fede D le habia prometido una fiesta porno a Nico, todo salio mal ya q Fede U se fugo con las chicas.
en este video se observa como quiso escapar Fede U (en realidad no es Fede U, solo es un doble muy capo, el verdadero Fede U se fue de [...]
life of leather face-the real story
a video i made when i was bored
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Added: June 22, 2008