Posts Tagged ‘second man’
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of runningshoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bearslowly approached them. The second man looked at [...]
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in.The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family’s Christmas tree. [...]
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on the side of the road and run towards it. the firstman begins to eat the horse, but the second man refuses, saying only that hewill wait. after the first man has eaten his fill they continue [...]
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one couldget the position. As a final test each recruit was led down ahallway to a large gray door. The CIA agents say to the firstman, “We need to know that you will do whatever [...]
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn’t bother towave the men on through, which is proper golfetiquette.After two hours of waiting and waiting, one mansaid, “I think I’ll walk up there [...]
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first [...]
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig’s ass popping out. The first man says, “I wish that was Demi Moore’s Ass” The second man says, “I wish that was Pamela Anderson’s Ass.” Then the third man says, “I wish [...]
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants — one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York. A nice young man, but a bit timid.Then he called for the second man, “Jim Johnson!” Up stepped aburley [...]
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to invent a game.” The second man asks, “What do you have to do?” The first man says, “You have to get a ball in a hole.”The second man asks, “So it’s like billiards?”The first man says, “No, its going to be [...]
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit in my basement for a day I’ll give you free beer forever.” So the first man says, ”Easy. I can do that.” But he walks out after five minutes and says, ”It’s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.” [...]