Posts Tagged ‘sex’
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.””Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.””Ahhh!” exclaimed [...]
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.”Would you like it sliced, sir?” the shopkeeper asked politely.”What do you think I am?” replied the fag, “…a money box!”
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto each other and run in front of the choking lady. Onestrips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in frontof his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the [...]
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to “come out of the closet.” His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was [...]
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he’s doing. “I’m leaving !” he replies. “They justmade homosexuality legal.””So why leave now ?” queries his roomie. “Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years.””Yeah, I know.” he replied. “I’m getting [...]
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re both concerned with how manyinches and how long it will last.
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat [...]
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one’sexposure.One third of traffic accidents are caused by [...]
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.’Oh,’ he mused, ‘It was 1945.”Isn’t that a long time to go without sex?’ the doctor asked.’I don’t think so. [...]
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about [...]