Posts Tagged ‘Sore’
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?” [...]
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD [...]
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them. “Don’t worry,” he said, “Just takethis sample bottle home and do the necessary, and bring it back tomorrow.”So he went home feeling better, and went back [...]
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is a woman and, as he catches up to her on a par 3, that, [...]
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I havesucceeded 36 times,which is an average of once every ten days. Thefollowingis a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 [...]
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.”The French submited a text “The Sensuality of the Elephant — a Personal Account.”The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the [...]
Rehearsal Lion Sleeps Tonight - Valley Steel Drum Ensemble
Rehearsal of Lion Sleeps Tonight with Canon Hernadez and a Caribbean beat performed by Valley Steel Drum Ensemble sponsored by Christ United Methodist Church - website - http://www.gbgm-umc.org/christeaston/index.html
Author: javatektoot
Keywords: Spiritual Religious Fun Entertainment Song Music Melody Rhythm Caribbean Steel Drum Church Methodist Band Ensemble
Added: June 20, 2008
Davey La: Music Must Matter
As absurd as it sounds, music is often the furthest thing from many A&R executives? minds.
For more with Davey La, visit http://www.uncensoredinterview.com
Author: UncensoredInterview
Keywords: a&r business davey indie industry interview la labels major music record uncensored
Added: June 16, 2008
Anorgasmia: Inability to Orgasm (Healthy Sex, Sexy Sex #8)
Anorgasmia is a common sexual disorder - lots of “get up” and not enough “go” - that prevents an orgasm.
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Author: illumistream
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