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Cameraman Taken Out By Truck
Here is an old classic that's been passed around quite a bit recently. A cameraman stands on the edge of a ramp and gets clipped then run over by a truck trying to jump it.Cameraman Taken Out By Truck - Watch more Funny Videos »
Angry Roadie Tries to Fight Band Onstage
Whatever the bassist said to this guy clearly struck a chord, setting off your standard case of roadie rage. I really expect better from the Jonas brothers.Angry Roadie Tries to Fight Band Onstage - Watch more Funny Videos »
iPhone Nerd Strikes Back
Some dude standing in line waiting to be one of the first to purchase the latest iPhone owns a reporter who attempts to ma...iPhone Nerd Strikes Back - Watch more Funny Videos »
Angry Auto Worker Fights Boss
A recently laid-off guy pushes his boss into some trash cans outside their dealership. His anger is understandable, and he...Angry Auto Worker Fights Boss - Watch more Funny Videos »
Nobody Likes Traffic
Some local news channel gets pranked when a couple kids steal the standard traffic image and replace it with their own cus...Nobody Likes Traffic - Watch more Funny Videos »
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling.”The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for money,” recalls Gates. “I suddenly realized that we were missing a golden opportunity. Here... »
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed... »
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across them, they are vaguely amused. Real software engineers don’t comment their code. The identifiers are so mnemonic they don’t have to. Real software engineers don’t write applications programs, they implement... »
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg room for pushing.Macintosh: All... »
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advance Clock to Quitting TimeADB Another Dumb BugAEE Absolve Engineering ErrorsAFF Add Fudge FactorAFHB Align Fullword on Halfword BoundaryAFP Abnormalize Floating PointAFR Abort Funny RoutineAFVC Add Finagle’s Variable ConstantAGB Add GarBageAGWA Add and Get Wrong AnswerAI Add ImproperAIB Attack Innocent BystanderAIB Attack Innocent BystandersAISG Access... »
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