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Street Performer Is Made Of Rubber
Watch this talented man find an impressive way to disappoint his parents.Street Performer Is Made Of Rubber - Watch more Funny Videos »
Soccer Player Hit By Van
A bus blocks the view of a soccer player as he retrieves his ball from a busy street and a van slams into him sending him flying.Soccer Player Hit By Van - Watch more Funny Videos »
Chick Has Mean Right Hook
This chick slaps her boyfriend on a city street and when he yells at her for slapping him she tosses a pretty mean right hook.Chick Has Mean Right Hook - Watch more Funny Videos »
Hot Japanese Chick Jiggling
Hot Chick walking the Streets of Japan Jiggling her Goods.Hot Japanese Chick Jiggling - Watch more Funny Videos »
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.And God said – Let the Data be; And so it happened. And... »
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be so sweetIf we had those special keysCtrl, Alt, and DeleteYour boss is mad, your bills not paid,your wife, well she’s just muteJust stop and hit those... »
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advance Clock to Quitting TimeADB Another Dumb BugAEE Absolve Engineering ErrorsAFF Add Fudge FactorAFHB Align Fullword on Halfword BoundaryAFP Abnormalize Floating PointAFR Abort Funny RoutineAFVC Add Finagle’s Variable ConstantAGB Add GarBageAGWA Add and Get Wrong AnswerAI Add ImproperAIB Attack Innocent BystanderAIB Attack Innocent BystandersAISG Access... »
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you could buy parts to build your own tree. Tweet This Post »
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time. Tweet This Post »
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security. Tweet This Post »
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