Posts Tagged ‘video’
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team,” as well as the one that says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is [...]
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at the Capitol this morning. “We feel that with the release of all the documents from the Starr Inquisition, and the [...]
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address of people you don’t know. FOOL other drivers intothinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remotecontrol up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mountingthe curb. LOSE weight quickly by [...]
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the [...]
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself…television, ice cream, homework, video games…but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out [...]
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adultvideo.She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while,selects a title that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable,and puts the tape in [...]
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead… Try breathing through your nose. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Sweetheart, did you lock the back [...]
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.” Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 800 operators for dates. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI [...]
Two Girls Kissing Compilation
So they asked me to plug our Britney Spears head shaving contest where we are giving away $1500 bucks to the best video of someone shaving their head. When I asked them what kind of video I should use to plug it they said it didnt matter. Thus a compilation of two girls kissing…enjoy!
Two Girls [...]