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The Worst Job Ever
Remember that this recession is a global one; be thankful you don't have to deal with this Brazilian man's workload on a daily basis.The Worst Job Ever - Watch more Funny Videos »
Dancing Lingerie Babe Falls Hard
Finally, a video of a hot chick going down face first onto her girlfriend's rug that's safe for work.Dancing Lingerie Babe Falls Hard - Watch more Funny Videos »
Most Unexpected MMA Knockout Ever
Alright, try to work the body a little bit, quit dropping your left, and watch out for the cartwheel.Most Unexpected MMA Knockout Ever - Watch more FIGHTING »
Busted Trying To Look Up Girls Skirt
Watch this dude get busted as he tries to look up one of his coworkers skirts from underneath the table.Busted Trying To Look Up Girls Skirt - Watch more Funny Videos »
Angry Auto Worker Fights Boss
A recently laid-off guy pushes his boss into some trash cans outside their dealership. His anger is understandable, and he...Angry Auto Worker Fights Boss - Watch more Funny Videos »
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling.”The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for money,” recalls Gates. “I suddenly realized that we were missing a golden opportunity. Here... »
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick.Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache – Needed when you go to da store.Chip – Yer cusin’s... »
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft’s rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are... »
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers and website developers, he was finally getting some respect. He’d become a private consultant specializing in Year 2000 conversions.Several years of this relentless, mind-numbing work... »
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8…ISDN…cable modem…T1…T3. And... »










